WARNING
YOUR CONFORMISM LEVELS ARE BELOW ACCEPTABLE.
PREPARE TO BE EXTERMINATED.
WARNING

of course AI-chan is going to pick the most slave-like humans to keep. none of that free thinking shit.

When your on a diet but the aul ma hands you garlic bread, you don't say no

https://x.com/bridespanker/status/2099289021189099820

completely organic post from the algorithm on my timeline. it's listening, isn't it?

glad i fixed my sleeping schedule. neighbor niggers out here doing construction from 10am. i can't hear the music in my headphones lol

feeler friend is scared and wants to sleep in my bed. insists on being the little spoon and being held tightly. he's annoying, but in this economy, you can't afford rent on your own without a roommate.

i'm still getting hearts on one my twitter replies, 203 so far. that's my high score.
zero followers though lol. i guess conversion is difficult, especially when you don't have any tweets just replies.

good morning, feeler friends and foes. back on the worksite, no more nagging wife, amirite?
i'm a neetie, but even i feel the psychological pressure of the monday.

I really want soupchan to thrive and prosper

I don't think I've seen anyone talk about this but my theory the whole reason trump is president is because in 2010 he wanted to make the White House a ballroom (this did actually happen he called trumps senior advisor) and according to the advisor they never got back to him (or maybe they were rude to him who knows) then months later he started the birther stuff and today he is making the ballroom

getting up close and smelling feelers to embarrass them

slept 13 hours now facing another sorrowful day

I want to beat my coworker to death for crunching on an apple

That paranoid feeling on the bus when you are on feels/soupchan and worried the person behind you might recognise it (0.000001% chance but it is a chance!)

AOC's honeyhole

i love pistachio cream