roasted hapa dix for lunch. yum!

my feeler friend kept clinging to me and i started to feel anxious and claustrophobic. so i had to go outside and spin the feeler off, he was clinging that hard. he said that he was SCARED. but he made me SCARED.

it was YOU

YOU did this to me.

>go for a walk
>windows forces update while i'm outside
>lose all my mana on soupchan

Why can't I stop shitting

they're turning the freakin' ducks gay!!!

https://www.reddit.com/r/Constipation/comments/1wc83xr/i_cant_evacuate_my_bowels_without_an_enema/

poor guy

he still makes a funny post sometimes

I saw a tweet about "the masculine urge to live a monastic life" but it was just a bed on the floor with a blanket and a laptop and I thought of gooker

There was also carpet, pillows and a packet of m&ms. Idk dude can accept the blanket and pillows but I'm not sure at the least that sugary food and a laptop is "monastic"

Maybe replace laptop with books and m&ms with bread, maybe you get some butter and fresh veggies from the monk garden

the cucumber from the fridge disappeared and feeler friend is walking funny today.
hmmmmmmmmm probably shouldn't think too much about that

good memes:
dorispie, ook eek, girls like to dance and it makes boys horny, wiz cat

bad memes:
the feeler bush, gay posting, glass wizards

today's wizlunch:
soup, roasted chicken legs & thighs, mashed potatoes and greek salad

what the fuck is the australian government saying they cant find people to fill tech jobs... it really is just a bunch of bullshit.

Hatchet was the gayest book I read as a kid (we had to read it for school) it's about a gay little fag ass kid who gets in a plane crash or something then has to survive in the wilderness, I guess he kills a bear or something and makes a shelter. Apparently they made several sequel novels