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#1965 3 weeks ago
Soy milk is yummy
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#1953 3 weeks ago
An enraged Glowmin confronts and threatens Matthew, for "messing with his girls" at his establishment
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#1952 3 weeks ago
last night i thought i heard something moving in my room and i let out a blood curdling scream. i dont thing ive heard such terror in my wiz voice before.
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#1948 3 weeks ago
new female theory:
succubi don't actually care about individual features per se, they are just hard-wired to pick out the main character in every group. you can be 5'6 but everyone around you has to be shorter. you can be 80 iq but everyone around you has to be dumber. you can be ugly, but everyone else... you get the idea. the problem is - we short-circuited their tiny fembrains with social media, because now they will never be satisfied with the locally optimal guy when globally optimal guy exists. if you want to control women effectively, you just need to limit the information. they should all lust over the one guy in the village, not some pop star or whatever.

addendum: tallness is over-represented as a selector because it's highly visible, you can instantly pick out the biggest guy in a group, but you giving them iq tests or giving them a chance to make you laugh takes too much time.
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#1947 3 weeks ago
No feels?? Fine I'll go hang out at thatfeelwhen with gooker and we can talk about childrens games like treasure planet and stuart little
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#1942 3 weeks ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG86mhOGjB8

throw stevie down the well
so my soupchan can be chud free
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#1939 3 weeks ago
i'm the last real wizard left
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#1937 3 weeks ago
Me at the gym
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#1935
>>1936
3 weeks ago
noooo don’t pee on me guys ahaha ^_^ smitten!
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#1934 3 weeks ago
/wizardchan/b/1039947

lmao, wiz dad
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#1933 3 weeks ago
matty here, do you guys think i could make any money going gay for pay. or am i too ugly?
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#1932 3 weeks ago
stevie, stop posting gay false flags...
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#1928 3 weeks ago
im going to suck stevies dick until he cums ^_^ no homo. smitten!
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#1925 3 weeks ago
I had an idea for an AI called ChudGPT, where it gives you the Chud perspective
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#1921 3 weeks ago
gemini just bullied me into getting a bus pass with facts and logic
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