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#6518 1 month ago edited
here's my pitch for a TV show. So its like a spin-off of sesame street: the main star is Gooker. Just this totally wild, misguided adult, a buffoon of a man. And the whole premise of the show is having kids teach Gooker about the world. All his reactions are genuine. He will respond puzzled to the simplest enquires, or try to tell the children his own (extremely odd) insights into life. Then the children will respond naturally like: "ewwww, you don't think you need to wash?!"

The show will challenge ideas about age, wisdom, and intelligence. And kids are a natural contrast to gooker. They are extremely honest and can be harsh in their feedback. which will be good for gooker who is stubborn and ignores everyone. So can the little kids teach gooker how to understand the world?
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#6517 1 month ago
doing more gayops on tfw.
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#6513 1 month ago
man babies be like "i dont like [popular thing] my tastes are more obscure"
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#6512 1 month ago
Even violent (rape, murder) psychopaths locked in high-security psychiatric wards have more sexual success than autistic men: 39% manage to seduce the female staff guarding them into consensual sex, with some even marrying them.

you used to have to go to some obscure internet forum with 10 dudes to get this kind of blackpill knowledge, now it's fucking mainstream twitter lmao
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#6511 1 month ago
turning stevie trans over years of psyops and other feels gay never stops making me lol.
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#6510 1 month ago
i blame the demiurge, but the truth is... i'm the heckin problem, it's ME!!
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#6507 1 month ago
hey glowmin, you're not one of those incel virgins, right?
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#6506 1 month ago
caviar is sturgeon eggs. sturgeon is a type of fish


profound
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#6505 1 month ago
I want to eat chicken sashimi. When I was pretty new to cooking on my own, I accidentally ate raw chicken due to undercooking my food like a retard. It had good texture and flavor. I imagine Japan makes very clean chicken sashimi. I've also seen food vlogs about beef and horse sashimi which also sound delicious.


gooker is such a retard
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#6502 1 month ago
the you-know-whos from that you-know-what website are talking about getting corn beef in their tin holes... from brazil no less!! very subtle you gay freaks, i'm on to you 😒
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#6495 1 month ago
what have my feelers been up to lately other than caring for snake wounds ^_^/
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#6494 1 month ago
im going to find a hot bitch to seduce glowmin. then film the two-faced sperg instantly sell out the moment he might get laid.
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#6493 1 month ago
you can always tell when one of glowmins rats wander in here because they sound butthurt over everything.
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#6490
>>6492
1 month ago
feeler friend gets a snake bite every week it seems. i'm tired of saving his life. last time i accidentally swallowed some of the venom cuz i was sucking it out so hard. i don't want to go camping any more...
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#6486 1 month ago
Soup lads, we won! We defeated the schizo retard admin!
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