that feeler is revolutionising fap tech

We are in a simulation. I am the only real one plugged into here you are all bots. Send me your processing power to make me lots of money please. Obey me bots

My chest is getting itchy I think I'm starting to get sick ...

The rate of feels is...acceptable.

I fckin hate food it makes me fat cus i cant control my fckin mouth
Someone bully me

The wizshit giveth and the wizshit taketh

I am become spreadsheet, the tabulator of inventory

Satan invented hemorrhoids

wizshitting brown water for a 3rd time today lol

>tasty food
>ice cold soda
>cawfee
>slapping the aul wizwand around
>getting the computa to do ya bidding
>pirating everything

best things in life are cheap or free. normies can't take this away from me.

just nutted while watching 12 videos simultaneously on my fapboard. setting all the fancy pantsy art stuff aside, just having a workspace where you can slap on content and watch it seamlessly is a pretty powerful upgrade to my usual fap setup.

i wish i were black so i could rape other feelers with my athletic nigger body and massive bbc

russell brand found guilty of 4 counts of sexual assault and 1 rape. they're probably gonna throw the book at him, like that 70s show actor. be vary of unearned pleasure because it will eventually bite you in the ass, even if it takes 20 years.

all the glass wizards in da house put ur hands up! put ur hands up! put ur hands up!
all the glass wizards in da club put ur hands up! put ur hands up! put ur hands up!
yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh blat blat blat blat blat blat
pump that glass into ur cat, plat plat plat plat plat
pump that glass into ur cat, plat plat plat plat plat
(10 hour club mix gone sexual asmr ft femboy fishing)

lmao, this recruiters name is loli. do people really call their kids that?