imagine being such a creepy-lust-crazyed-freak that you post this:
/wizardchan/b/1041879
#6524
1 month ago
feeler friend has a date tonight, but he admitted to me that he never kissed a girl and is worried about performing the kiss at the end of the date. "wiz... can you help me? can you pretend to be a girl and let me practice the kiss on you? please?" how could i say no to the lil guy? after about an hour, my tongue got really tired so we took a break. "it's just that... i still don't feel ready. maybe another session before i leave?" his technique seems fine to me, but i've also never kissed a girl so what the heck do i know.
#6520
1 month ago
ive hidden more references to phallic objects throughout thatfeelwhen for glowmin to find. Call it his own personal treasure hunt. He'll have to follow the trail of posts, wondering every time if the post is a genuine reference to gayness or merely a figment of his imagination. And I spared no expense with this exercise. I probably have posts now going back months on tfw. He's going to be seeing so many gay posts that eventually there will be a false positive. and he'll ban one of his own rats. i call this: operation gayop.