where the hayle, where the hayle, where the hayle at?

lazy day today, so i made some toasted sandwiches. simple ham, cheese and tomato slice combo, buttered up and pressed in the sandwich maker

the world is evil

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvA87jeNFRw

i kind of look like him except even uglier at certain angles and worse skin

everything we do is a distraction from the fact we're sentenced to death

wiz sex

You were my first ...(not counting rape)

vodka first thing in the morning mmmmm~

benchmarking some game engines right now. when thats done ill eliminate the shit ones and then filter the remaining by whether they can offer reduced eye strain, reduced nausea for fast movement, and no motion blurring. i hate games that have that shit.

have you guys heard of the new malfoid meme. so based and cute.

I have a belly that looks like a giant egg

matty here, im building a desktop game and i expect you all to play it. it will be based on combining final fantasy X, overwatch style mechanics, and runescape. not related to soupchan tbh (though i guess it could be lmao.) going to see if the state of the art models can produce a simple prototype for mechanics that dont feel terrible before i get invested though. if it passes this test ill probably be doing this for the next few years.

let me FUCKING KILL YOU!!!

the noodle wiz cat WILL be FUCKING EATEN!!!