*PUFFS CIGAR AND SNORTS A WHOLE LINE OF COCAINE*
SHAKE DAT FUCKING ASS FOR ME FEELER!!
*CHUGS DOWN SOME WHISKEY*
SHAKE. DAT. ASSSSSSS!!!!!!
*STARTS COUGHING AND SPLUTTERING, BANGING CHEST*
IS DIS..?? HEART ATTACK? IS IT DA END FOR ME??!
*STARTS CONVULSIVELY SEIZING AND SPITTLE AT THE SIDES OF MOUTH* GUFHSGHGSHSFGSFSGSGFSGSFSGSGHSHSH......
AHHH DATS BETTER IM ALL GOOD BABEY!! HEY DID I SAY STOP SHAKING DAT ASS?!?!?!?!?!
#8816
6 days ago
Claw machines are so fucking rigged, you see how limp wristedly the claw grabs the plushie. Pretty sure people online in the know of how they are designed hsve confirmed it . I forgot and wasted five dollars
#8807
1 week ago
One of the wizcat was sick, he doesn't normally get along with his sibling (they don't hate each other but they don't cuddle up, and sometimes they get into territorial/resource disputes mostly started by the one that is now sick)
But his healthy sibling cuddled up to him while he was sick and was grooming him, with his arm around his neck. And later he even brought him his favourite mouse on a stick toy that he loves and carries everywhere and just jumped on the bed and put it next to the sick one🥺
But his healthy sibling cuddled up to him while he was sick and was grooming him, with his arm around his neck. And later he even brought him his favourite mouse on a stick toy that he loves and carries everywhere and just jumped on the bed and put it next to the sick one🥺
#8795
1 week ago
I ordered roast pork with rice and chicken satay skewer from
Some Asian place with like 100 things on the menu. I can also buy overpriced beer here if I want, I could get drunk and go back to the office maybe I will next time
Some Asian place with like 100 things on the menu. I can also buy overpriced beer here if I want, I could get drunk and go back to the office maybe I will next time
#8792
1 week ago
young people today just like: i dont know what my gender is. holy fuck these cunts are brain washed. bring back bulling and conservatism. just start beating the fuck out of these freaks.
#8782
1 week ago
>tfw using chatgpt for therapy (again)
it's actually really helpful. i think i'd need like 50 sessions to get a person up to speed on my internal lore, but the AI fucker just gets it instantly and asks very thoughtful questions, it also knows me based on my history of prompts. i told it about my "glowing orb of light" power fantasy and it reacted quite positively as you imagine, but it also subtly asked me "whether that means i'd like to stop existing" hehe, fuck you clanker, i ain't revealing my whole hand yet
it's actually really helpful. i think i'd need like 50 sessions to get a person up to speed on my internal lore, but the AI fucker just gets it instantly and asks very thoughtful questions, it also knows me based on my history of prompts. i told it about my "glowing orb of light" power fantasy and it reacted quite positively as you imagine, but it also subtly asked me "whether that means i'd like to stop existing" hehe, fuck you clanker, i ain't revealing my whole hand yet