ive seen what mana does to these poor feelers. their wiz hearts twisted by the crystal... the poor wiz kids will do anything for more mana these days... including shaking their hayles for the elders... its so sad what this magic has done to the kids...

they call me methjew the man baby, or "peppa"

nofap is the biggest psyop you can fall for as a man.

has soupchan really been up for only 3 weeks, feels like longer

Rebbe! There's a sale on Mannischvitz at the local bodega! Spare me a few shekels to stock up for the end of year banquet! Pleaseeeeeeee, Rebbe Matthew? Pretty please with a gefilte fish on top?

I haven't fucked this week and I'm feeling antsy.

/thatfeelwhen/feels/226202

"make sure to chew your food" says research scientist, gooker.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wk2jY20yB5A

in flight entertainment crashed a plane

This vid has 2 million views. I think it's relateable to everyone in an eerie nightmarish way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2P3zvuUoRE

tfw no compsci wife

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsyYkEZF0rQ

last night i dreamt about gabe newell coming to my house. he came in a black SUV with helicopters circling overhead and he was communicating with his security team over an earpiece. we gave him a tour of the house and he said "i really like the spanish influence on this house. i slept with my lance last night". i'm guessing the spanish comment and his beard made me think of don quixote? so that's where that ridiculous line came. i was sitting on the couch and he jumped and floated slowly in the air until he landed perfectly on the couch, the entire time i was scouching to the side so he doesn't hit me with his legs in the air. then the topic switched to him staying over for a meal, there was food on the table but his security team called him and he left. it felt so realistic because i could hear the helicopters circling the entire time.

My sickness seems to have gotten substantially better, really all you gotta do is sleep lots and relax (as much as you can even though you are uncomfortable) your body needs to spend all the resources possible on fighting the sickness. I will try to work from home tomorrow most likely.