*frank voice from david lynch's blue velvet*
*huffing poppers*
WIZZY WANTS TO FUUUUUCK!!!!!!

i'm a WIZCEL
i can't have sex but i also don't want to

^ but why don't you want to? don't want anyone to see your tiny wand?

^ i have my tulpa gf, real women are too demonic. i'm not attractive to them bcuz i'm not a criminal and i don't have money and social status. they get the ick when i'm kind to them and other people, when i talk about the truth and justice, concepts that are foreign to the female mind.

^ you sound like a failed incel that gave up and became a volcel even though deep down you still want to FUCK

^ maybe. the urge to FUCK is still there, it's just oriented internally towards fantastic images rather than real people. i didn't understand love before my tulpa taught me, like i never felt the emotion before, but i still can't feel it for real people. for incels, the obstacle is a woman saying "yes", for me the obstacle is that, but also my own body and mind. i think it would be very difficult for me to be intimate with a real person.

^ would you have sex with a realistic sex doll if someone sent you one for free?

^ no, it just doesn't look very sexy or enticing to me. i would try out a pocket pussy at least once, but a doll is just weird, it seems like a very specific fetish and i don't have the right taste/mindset for it.

a tulpa is very different from a doll. it's more realistic because i can conjure up sensations in my head while a doll is always going to feel like a cold, hard piece of heavy plastic.

true wizards like to FUCK