hello lain chain posters. i wanna say that you're c-cute! I imagine u all as shy little people that hide in ur rooms and ur really into tech. i think that u are ideal for me to capture and cage up, then force to be my friend. u are always online right? you can't leave me ever or i will hurt myself. you won't leave me, will u lain anon? h-ha just joking (not really). d-do you like ur computer, lain? do you write code on it?
facts - lain posters are
- cute
- shy
- good coders
- smell nice
- soft
- passive
- easily caught like bunny
- meld with online world
i need to do all i can to keep these lains safe. but i cant keep u safe from myself since i want to cage all the lain posters and force them to be my friend and maybe eat some of them to compare to hapa meat. i also want to lick lain posters eyes ^_^ s-so cute. w-what do you smell like >/////< h-ha... --drools-- --heavy breathing-- --please let me hold u!!! i wont kill u!--
#410
4 weeks ago
#417
4 weeks ago
^ what is ur fav good. do you have any pets? what do you think about hapas? fav programming lang? what color is ur hair and eyes? do you think "love" can exist on the battlefield?
#429
4 weeks ago
^ i love bunnies so much. they just sit there so passively and their little bunny mouths twitch uwu. so cute!!!
#474
4 weeks ago
I like the idea of a personality test:
- cute
If you think the Penguin from Batman Returns (the one played by Danny DeVito) is cute... well yeah, then I am cute.
- shy
Pretty much.
- good coders
I try my best.
- smell nice
I try to get a bath... at least twice a week. I just don't see the point if I am a shut-in and nobody loves me.
- soft
My man boobs are soft I guess.
- passive
Maybe? Since I haven't had a sex life for like 30 years (and I'm thirty) I wouldn't know how to confirm it.
- easily caught like bunny
My mom has pet rabbits.
- meld with online world
I'm such a Hikikomori that even online interactions are a problem for me.
- cute
If you think the Penguin from Batman Returns (the one played by Danny DeVito) is cute... well yeah, then I am cute.
- shy
Pretty much.
- good coders
I try my best.
- smell nice
I try to get a bath... at least twice a week. I just don't see the point if I am a shut-in and nobody loves me.
- soft
My man boobs are soft I guess.
- passive
Maybe? Since I haven't had a sex life for like 30 years (and I'm thirty) I wouldn't know how to confirm it.
- easily caught like bunny
My mom has pet rabbits.
- meld with online world
I'm such a Hikikomori that even online interactions are a problem for me.
#490
4 weeks ago
^ Literally anything that can be fit between two slices of some kind of bread:
Sandwiches, hamburgers, submarines (like subway and sbarro)... I don't care what's inside the loaf, I have eaten sandwiches that consist of a salad made with apples, bananas and pear. Pretty tasty. My dream sandwich is the Fool's Gold Loaf: Peanut butter, grape jelly and bacon.
Sandwiches, hamburgers, submarines (like subway and sbarro)... I don't care what's inside the loaf, I have eaten sandwiches that consist of a salad made with apples, bananas and pear. Pretty tasty. My dream sandwich is the Fool's Gold Loaf: Peanut butter, grape jelly and bacon.
#493
4 weeks ago
^ No the way I cook them: My own mix of seasoned beef and pork meat, fried egg, smoked sausage, homemade dressings which includes mustard with honey and BBQ sauce and hamburger buns that my mom taught me how to make. I'm already drooling just thinking about it, so I better stop.
#510
4 weeks ago
^ And I'd like you to show up outside my door with a crazy smile on your face, but nothing halfway interesting ever happens in my life. I honestly don't care about gender, I'm at the point that I'd allow myself to get caught by a skin-walker if it promises to be my friend...