(Oh yeah, I forgot to mention!)
I like to cuss like I was raised in a barn
Fuck, shit, piss, cock, titties and darn!
I'm not just heartless, darkness and an artless narcissist
I harness charming smartness and an disarming sharpness, bitch!
I'm harmless, I wouldn't hurt a fly
But you fuck with my wizfriend and you're gonna fucking die! (Ahhhh!)