https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbRuAqAtVoM

this guy was worse than i thought. he didn't just cut some corners, nigga was throwing out his manbaby power fantasies in interviews with a straight face. "yeah i was a pro soccer player for like 12 years", "snooker? aw yeah, won a couple championships", "ran like 30 marathons in 35 days and 5 of them was with a swollen broken leg. bloody mental, innit?", that interview with his boss who's a middle aged white lady was creepy, it's like she found a unicorn.