went to the wiz dentist yesterday. the place was very nice tbh, it was like almost decorated like a high class art exhibit. then i got a basic checkup of my gums and they xrayed my wiz teeth there. the machine was very cool, i had to bite down on this thing (it was a hapa dick i believe), and then the machine spun around me to xray my mouth. some scifi shit.

then i looked at the wiz xray and you can see my WIZ-dom (bdsm?) teeth on my lower jaw at both sides, completely at an angel. like, wtf is the evolutionary benefit of that shit? having teeth that come in at the side to fuck up all your other teeth? so now i have to book a consult with a surgeon who will go over it... such is the life for a soft tummy feeler.