Tomorrow I need to buy some new clothes. All my small sized stuff is embarrassing on me now cause of my grown weight. Might buy cheap reliable clothes from uniqlo just to start off with

Matthew spotted in the wild

Hello royal servants, it is I, the boyprince. I desire a well-endowed African fellow to penetrate my buttocks. You have 5 hours to find me such a stallion and deliver him to my royal quarters. Dismissed, peasants!

have a meltie and delete the site already you MB ghoul

>compiling shaders

NIGGA I WANNA PLAY SAAR WARS

"Indians do not like to go to people's doors"
Confucius

The wizpecs are fucking sore from gym

maybe one of u... can be my wiz cat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6h8Uae2Q_E

wizhusband kills his witchie wife after pretending to stalk her, for some reason, weird

(Oh yeah, I forgot to mention!)
I like to cuss like I was raised in a barn
Fuck, shit, piss, cock, titties and darn!
I'm not just heartless, darkness and an artless narcissist
I harness charming smartness and an disarming sharpness, bitch!
I'm harmless, I wouldn't hurt a fly
But you fuck with my wizfriend and you're gonna fucking die! (Ahhhh!)

everyone needs a nice wiz wife

This vid is informative but its obviously scripted with fucking AI faggotry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irrQLsKK4jA

"But honestly?

"You want to fly a drone in the amazon? You just bought the amazon a 2000$ decoration"

KILL AI FAGGOTS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LG4DuMwCILs

Idk why people kill their cute wifey. Yeah I know you can fall out of love and resent someone but doesn't make sense to me, what a nice house

This guy aiden fucci killed some random girl just to see what it felt like. Interestingly he didn't do anything sexual to her apparently, only interesting cause like if your gonna do murder why would you be above rape, I know how most guys are, he did have a girlfriend and maybe the victim wasn't his type or he had to run or didn't want to have sex with a corpse

anyway the other interesting thing is his mugshot. He has the typical zoomer stare (he might be gen alpha not sure) zoomers are little psychos just like boomers. Empathy skips generations I think. But zoomers are too lazy and don't have the luck and power and industriousness boomers had

/thatfeelwhen/feels/225976

This one is absolutely gooker