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this "wizard" is actually a witchie in disguise. there are thousands of them lurking at any moment.
sometimes they get together and talk about wizards and which one is the cutest.
#815
3 weeks ago
#816
3 weeks ago
>madcuck is so mean!! but... he's so dreamyyyyyy mmmm
>what about stevie? what would you do if he tried to kiss you? haha
>ewwwwwwwwwww
>but he's so sweet... such a good friend, he's like a brother to me.
>yeah, he's too precious and goofy... i'd feel so bad about hurting his feelings...
>hmm what about matthew? rich, successful, a powerful ally for women?
>he is... i don't know. sometimes i think he doesn't even like girls. he just ignores me.
>i heard he used to date a goth chick, she was his first. broke his heart into pieces...
>oh, poor baby! he's damaged... like me... why doesn't he just take a chance at love instead burying himself in work all the time.
>men. they are complex creatures. i will never understand what's going through their head.
>amen, sista. can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em hahahaha
>what about stevie? what would you do if he tried to kiss you? haha
>ewwwwwwwwwww
>but he's so sweet... such a good friend, he's like a brother to me.
>yeah, he's too precious and goofy... i'd feel so bad about hurting his feelings...
>hmm what about matthew? rich, successful, a powerful ally for women?
>he is... i don't know. sometimes i think he doesn't even like girls. he just ignores me.
>i heard he used to date a goth chick, she was his first. broke his heart into pieces...
>oh, poor baby! he's damaged... like me... why doesn't he just take a chance at love instead burying himself in work all the time.
>men. they are complex creatures. i will never understand what's going through their head.
>amen, sista. can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em hahahaha
#817
3 weeks ago
>ok, ok. listen. what if... gooker asked you out?
>omg nooooo, not that freak. he's so creepy...
>are you brave enough to say no?
>i guess i'd have to say yes, i don't want to end up murdered and chopped up into pieces.
>i heard he only likes korean girls, so i guess you're safe for now...
>that's a relief... some wizboys are scary, but not in a hot way.
>our next candidate... andrew.
>he's cute but he plays for the other team, if you know what i mean heh
>such a waste. all the cute boys are either taken or gay or both haha
>there has to be someone for me... is there no one single left in the wiz academy??
>well, there is one... no girl has managed to seduce him yet... he's very mysterious.
>omg who?? i'll try anything at this point, i'll dress up as a kpop idol if i have to get someone to date me!!
>his name is glowmin. no one knows anything about him. i've seen him in some of my classes...
>he's shy? what's his deal?
>omg nooooo, not that freak. he's so creepy...
>are you brave enough to say no?
>i guess i'd have to say yes, i don't want to end up murdered and chopped up into pieces.
>i heard he only likes korean girls, so i guess you're safe for now...
>that's a relief... some wizboys are scary, but not in a hot way.
>our next candidate... andrew.
>he's cute but he plays for the other team, if you know what i mean heh
>such a waste. all the cute boys are either taken or gay or both haha
>there has to be someone for me... is there no one single left in the wiz academy??
>well, there is one... no girl has managed to seduce him yet... he's very mysterious.
>omg who?? i'll try anything at this point, i'll dress up as a kpop idol if i have to get someone to date me!!
>his name is glowmin. no one knows anything about him. i've seen him in some of my classes...
>he's shy? what's his deal?
#818
3 weeks ago
>no, he's very confident and often speaks up in class and participates in debates. he has an exclusive club filled with only the most interesting wizards. he's very strong and isn't afraid to confront other wizards when they do something wrong. i saw him battling with matthew over some political disagreements. he takes his club very seriously.
>hmmm, a serious and mysterious boy with intellectual interests? i don't know, he doesn't sound like the right fit for me. i would bore him, i don't know anything about politics.
>sweetie, you're gorgeous. blonde, sexy, curvy, any boy would be lucky to have you!!
>t-thanks. what would i do without you, bestie!!
>hmmm, a serious and mysterious boy with intellectual interests? i don't know, he doesn't sound like the right fit for me. i would bore him, i don't know anything about politics.
>sweetie, you're gorgeous. blonde, sexy, curvy, any boy would be lucky to have you!!
>t-thanks. what would i do without you, bestie!!