*matthew standing in the doorway with a belt in his hand*
guess who didn't do the program the way I told it to again?
*claude crying in the corner just doing its best*

Kill claude. Behead claude. Roundhouse kick claude into the concrete. Slam dunk claude baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy claude. Defecate in claude food. Launch claude into the sun. Stir fry claude in a wok. Toss claude into active volcanoes. Urinate into claudes gas tank. Judo throw claude into a wood chipper. Twist claudes heads off. Report claude to the IRS. Karate chop claude in half. Curb stomp pregnant claude. Trap claude in quicksand. Crush claude in the trash compactor. Liquefy claude in a vat of acid. Eat claude. Dissect claude. Exterminate claude in the gas chamber. Stomp claudes skull with steel toed boots. Cremate claude in the oven. Lobotomize claude. Mandatory abortions for claude. Grind claude fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown claude in fried chicken grease. Vaporize claude with a ray gun. Kick old claude down the stairs. Feed claude to alligators. Slice claude with a katana.