another day of sitting on my computer. i wish i was a glowing orb just sitting on my computer all day but i don't get hungry or tired. and when the ma tells me to get a job, i can say "what job?? you think someone's gonna hire a glowing orb of light? i don't even have a material body lol". also it would be cool to be able to dodge norms. they can't make fun of me if i'm invisible. also i wouldn't feel bad about myself because i'm an orb, the normal responsibilities and standards of adult humans no longer apply. "he still hasn't lost his virginity yet haha" - uhh, buddy, i don't even have a DICK, i'm an asexual ethereal being, you think i care about hot chicks? heh, as IF lmao