^ yeah its good weather, one day a real storm will wash all the norpers away

^ No the way I cook them: My own mix of seasoned beef and pork meat, fried egg, smoked sausage, homemade dressings which includes mustard with honey and BBQ sauce and hamburger buns that my mom taught me how to make. I'm already drooling just thinking about it, so I better stop.

^ burgers are good. kind of boring though.

^ Literally anything that can be fit between two slices of some kind of bread:
Sandwiches, hamburgers, submarines (like subway and sbarro)... I don't care what's inside the loaf, I have eaten sandwiches that consist of a salad made with apples, bananas and pear. Pretty tasty. My dream sandwich is the Fool's Gold Loaf: Peanut butter, grape jelly and bacon.

"chrysalism describes the special cozy feeling of being indoors and feeling safe while a violent storm rages"

many such cases!

>just because we're all trannies doesn't mean you have a chance glitterboy

lmao, good post

will you be alright, anon?

I am 50/50 on niggers

^ whats ur fav food, lain anony

very nice

^^ schizo lashes out. spread your "rumours" somewhere else.

All the best frens glow!

^ so submissive and breedable

I like the idea of a personality test:
- cute
If you think the Penguin from Batman Returns (the one played by Danny DeVito) is cute... well yeah, then I am cute.
- shy
Pretty much.
- good coders
I try my best.
- smell nice
I try to get a bath... at least twice a week. I just don't see the point if I am a shut-in and nobody loves me.
- soft
My man boobs are soft I guess.
- passive
Maybe? Since I haven't had a sex life for like 30 years (and I'm thirty) I wouldn't know how to confirm it.
- easily caught like bunny
My mom has pet rabbits.
- meld with online world
I'm such a Hikikomori that even online interactions are a problem for me.

I'm an over 30 yo CS nerd. They haven't killed me yet.