^ how do you do this, your talents are wasted here lad

^

you talkin' to me??
*turns around*
you must be talkin' to me cuz there ain't no one else here

a noble ambition, but the logistics of it are just not realistic. one or two wizards sure, but your solution is not scalable, it cannot satisfy market demand.

^ it just werks. i'm a busy manbaby, i don't have time to tinker with packages all day.

>he uses windows
how

it's not you, anon, it's this dogshit evil world that we're thrown into.

based. sometimes you have to do shit like this to avoid psychic damage.
2 minute conversation could ruin my entire week due to the nature of rumination and PTSD flashbacks.
in the long run, it's better to be rude to people bcuz they get the hint and stop trying to initiate contact.

^ it came with lube and it warms up when you use it just by friction. can't even get it in without lube. the first time i tried cumming in it and it HURT like hell i had to pull my dick out immediately. too tight.

>no, he's very confident and often speaks up in class and participates in debates. he has an exclusive club filled with only the most interesting wizards. he's very strong and isn't afraid to confront other wizards when they do something wrong. i saw him battling with matthew over some political disagreements. he takes his club very seriously.
>hmmm, a serious and mysterious boy with intellectual interests? i don't know, he doesn't sound like the right fit for me. i would bore him, i don't know anything about politics.
>sweetie, you're gorgeous. blonde, sexy, curvy, any boy would be lucky to have you!!
>t-thanks. what would i do without you, bestie!!

>ok, ok. listen. what if... gooker asked you out?
>omg nooooo, not that freak. he's so creepy...
>are you brave enough to say no?
>i guess i'd have to say yes, i don't want to end up murdered and chopped up into pieces.
>i heard he only likes korean girls, so i guess you're safe for now...
>that's a relief... some wizboys are scary, but not in a hot way.
>our next candidate... andrew.
>he's cute but he plays for the other team, if you know what i mean heh
>such a waste. all the cute boys are either taken or gay or both haha
>there has to be someone for me... is there no one single left in the wiz academy??
>well, there is one... no girl has managed to seduce him yet... he's very mysterious.
>omg who?? i'll try anything at this point, i'll dress up as a kpop idol if i have to get someone to date me!!
>his name is glowmin. no one knows anything about him. i've seen him in some of my classes...
>he's shy? what's his deal?

>madcuck is so mean!! but... he's so dreamyyyyyy mmmm
>what about stevie? what would you do if he tried to kiss you? haha
>ewwwwwwwwwww
>but he's so sweet... such a good friend, he's like a brother to me.
>yeah, he's too precious and goofy... i'd feel so bad about hurting his feelings...
>hmm what about matthew? rich, successful, a powerful ally for women?
>he is... i don't know. sometimes i think he doesn't even like girls. he just ignores me.
>i heard he used to date a goth chick, she was his first. broke his heart into pieces...
>oh, poor baby! he's damaged... like me... why doesn't he just take a chance at love instead burying himself in work all the time.
>men. they are complex creatures. i will never understand what's going through their head.
>amen, sista. can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em hahahaha

do you fill it with warm water? i doubt you can simulate a real bagina without the wetness and warmth. and of course, the fish stank haha

the crypto bubble was so insane, people were using it for everything EXCEPT as a currency.
buying a cup of coffee with bitcoin is still as impractical as ever. but you can put your life savings into a monkey jpeg if you want tho lmfao

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