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#6369 1 month ago
>>6368
yep, exactly right. i dont know what im meant to do now. im running out of the motivation to keep searching. ive been doing it off-an-on for a while now, and my hope is almost gone.
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#6368
>>6369
1 month ago edited
>>6364
Yours might be the best resume but some HR stacy is probably filtering you out somehow and arshdeep and ranjeet and their "engineering" degrees from overseas are drowning you out they even just claim they have tons of experience and know all these things then they get to the interview and don't seem to know anything. Even worse Stacy is probably using an AI filter or something

But your saying that is not the problem, so If the engineers and not HR are seeing your work and still not hiring you then IDK then
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#6367 1 month ago
im a man baby that cant feed my self. id love to eat ur cooking.
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#6364
>>6368
1 month ago
>>6358
It's not anything to do with that. The way I used to find jobs was to build stand-out projects that I could show around to engineers. That approach no longer works because every possible hiring funnel is now clogged by a million engineers. I've seen jobs open and an hour later there's already 100 applications. The only way to get a tech job now is to have a network and I never had a network. Tech is now only for normies and hustlers. I think ill end up having to quit this career. But I have no other way to make money.
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#6363
>>6377
1 month ago
my philosophy is to fuck wizards, the more I rape the better I feel
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#6362
>>6376
1 month ago
>>6351
you poop 30 minutes before and you wash your wizbutt thoroughly. then you get a smooth sharpie or whatever you feel comfortable going in there. better if you have some lube, but it's also fine without if you go in gently. you put on some hot entertainment and get in the mood, find a position that feels comfortable and play with your wizbutt. to reach the prostate it's usually one-two inches, it feels good when you press it and massage it. cumming just from that is difficult and takes time tbh, so just wiz yourself while playing with your butt and you'll cum buckets and feel the orgasm in your entire body. if you're standing, your legs are gonna shake. it's pretty powerful, but then the post-nut clarity is worse lol. it seems so hot while you're horny but afterwards you're like ugh, this wasn't worth it, not doing this shit again! but of course, you're a dumb butt slut now and you crave that shit now so you try it again eventually...
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#6361 1 month ago
>>6354
maybe it was a wolf but either way. can't remember how he did it I think his father taught him or something. I think what annoyed me was mainly that it was forced reading and the character whines internally for half the story before "hardening up" for character development then we are forced to write an essay about it which is gay
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#6360 1 month ago
I've been through it me lad, the HR filter basically filters you if you are a sperg, will make you do video interviews where you talk to yourself which the autist fails because he cannot act out like he is talking to a person who isn't fucking there while they have their HR blurb about being friendly to neurodivergent people etc.

I mean I kinda get it, you don't want someone to be totally socially inept and it can be a sign of other problems but those video interviews where you talk to yourself are LAME pretty sure I fucked mine up badly and it was a timed thing I think you could only resubmit once. Also the several roles where you gotta talk to the HR STACY over the phone who sounds like she has the ICK talking to you when she hears how neuroretarded you are and the autist struggles without the face to face

I ended up finding a job in the end, where I was interviewed by my actual coworkers and not the HR NORM layer and impressed them.

Mind you I do not do software tech just
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sys/network adminy with maybe a lil scripty and databasy

I have done two hiring panels though...it's very hard hiring people because like most of the applicants don't even read the requirements and you can tell what is very cut and paste and generic and increasingly even stuff that looks like AI, and oddly enough there are very few native people it's overwhelmingly immigrants with overseas degrees that I can't tell how legit they are. You find the ones that you give the benefit of the doubt to then they get to interview and its kinda not great

And when I say the applications are bad I'm not being harsh I mean like the average or nearly all applications are full of spelling errors, we will ask something like "please in your cover letter say the code and title of the job you are applying for" and they don't even do that, don't address the key points of the job and how they fit etc.
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#6359 1 month ago
sounds like robinson crusoe we read in 5th grade. he was shipwrecked and had to survive on an island by himself. then he meets a wildling and calls him Friday, and they survive together. don't remember the ending but he makes a raft and eventually finds land, i think. or some pirates find them and kill Friday.
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#6358
>>6364
1 month ago
maybe lower your standards, lad? there's tech jobs, it's just not all VC funded crypto shite you're used to that pays 200k/year + benefits.
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#6357 1 month ago
>>6356
Designing software and solving technical issues that arise. its a diverse role.
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#6356
>>6357
1 month ago
what does a tech job do besides clicking on a keyboard
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#6354
>>6361
1 month ago
>he kills a bear and makes a shelter
I wouldn't be able to do this as an adult
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#6353 1 month ago
Apparently in the sequel novels he becomes Ted Kaczynski
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#6351
>>6362
1 month ago
idk how to do it, wanna show me whwat to do?
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