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#3031 2 weeks ago
>50mb js asarball that glows brighter than the fucking sun
>messages stored literally forever
>literally scans every running process on your machine as one of its central features
>dogshit UI that gets worse every year (or idek I haven't been on since 2023)
>doesn't even filter out users too retarded to know how to use a computer built-in
>"replacement for forums" translation: "gated information black hole where real human interaction isn't even supposed to happen anymore I guess??"
<but not all users are even heckin pedos doebeit :hyperthunk_rope:
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#3030 2 weeks ago
when you see a homeless man talking to himself, do not under any circumstances ask him "umm what do you mean, sir? what did you say?" it's a trap. don't fall for it. do not make eye contact with him, just move along. do not turn your back to him either, sometimes they just stick you from behind. never relax around schizo niggers.
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#3029 2 weeks ago
theres other unhinged identities but its nothing like a 8year+ straight of brandon patch jole and nothing will ever amount to that again ive even tried grooming say kuz to be more patch but he kinda fucked off at one point cuz i couldnt help calling him out on his unhinged oldfig larping making him create yet another shitty instance of japanese bbs perl and calling out his grooming to child fucking retarded children that need to do el nostalgia cuz i thought his reaction to that was funny
were all dead
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#3028 2 weeks ago
thats about as much as depressed kitten can post about this dead meme
truth is brandon finally undid one of the things jole went after him for that is being a meth addle pedofile mod rulecuck
while brandon did his brandon thing back and foruth there he started 8 years later on catcuck doing what he did before those 8 years and instead of calling out the unhinged probably worst type of moderators in existence that is pedofile clothed only pedonigger mods on one of their sites he started sucking them all of to speak regardless if they were bad or legitimately helpful
i got patch to stop making patchans over deleting my own posts before he could that kinda got to him not anything else but that
jole is still joleusional and making ai btfoc that i reused him into doing to this day but without the brandon its kinda lackluster hes just repeating like a llm that doesnt have the parameters for novel oc
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#3026 2 weeks ago
i forgot to push the part where jole has a extremely homosexual past prison gay crush on brandon but theres too much twattercucking on runloom
brandons a straggot hebefile doe
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#3025 2 weeks ago
but its mainly to btfo the brandon very unique btfoc in supporting the patch grass root efforts to save imageboards
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#3024 2 weeks ago
^
on jole and the handlers he will pass off the information to get sites hacked by them and they will blackmail the owners and lusers for various of things like posting on patchans seriously
this plays into the patch blackmails retards to post on his site who didnt anonymously use patchans
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#3023 2 weeks ago
^
so true bestie
no mattie has a service called brandonvpn that can even bypass deep learning blocks on vpns but its very exclusive and elite
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#3022 2 weeks ago
^ thank you for explaining
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#3021 2 weeks ago
^
jole is some retard from california that works in amazon warehouses and yes is a bottom for trannies
he is very unhinged and will go after sites for thinking theyre housing brandon or supporting brandon or just that brandon is there
he will go as far as to larp as worried karens and report troll spam until either one of his handlers gets the asn from harassing the backbone with requests about pedophiles
^^
brandon scam sold his soul to demons and this is part of where his luck and warlock powess comes from
there is various hocruxes of the brandon and different forms theres even brandon posting in the wiztral
difference from brandon robert kelly and brandon robert kelley for example
the jole brandon patch circus is a divine play that is based on the foundations of this currently reality
the deepest nonschizo sounding lore is these are retards falling out from a mix of pedophile imageboard heritage and /b2/ and /intl/ diaspora
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#3019 2 weeks ago
I need to send the text then go to sleep
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#3018
>>3035
2 weeks ago
I don't know how to ride a bike, can a feeler teach me
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#3017 2 weeks ago
What else to use? IRC? I'd be checking those guys hard drives too
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#3015 2 weeks ago
Sorry I was replying to the sandwich lobster guy
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#3013 2 weeks ago
1 branniepost an hour ?
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