fuck cant stop eating tonight, why did I buy so much choco, love me oreo minis

at least I went to the gym

"haha, yes glowmin, you're so enlightened about the world :>) id like to learn more"

A state in the US tried to execute some woman murderer and failed lol and she is still alive after two botched execution attempts. I guess she is probably retarded/brain damaged now? That is crazy, I wonder if she even knows wtf happened

that one wiz who keeps trying to stick his wand in your ass at the wizsleepover

get your big gay hands off me NOW

Wizcat obsessed feeler I swear I'm just gonna dump a wizcat on your porch one day I don't care that you don't know how to take care of it, you want it so bad, sink or swim

I did Pilates today
I think it's way too expensive, I might even say scammy but I will leave that for the free market debate

It was the type with all the medieval contraptions which tbh I wish it was the mat kind but I didn't find out beforehand. It was some Indian girl and I felt like she wasn't rude exactly but quite blunt and I felt pressured to figure out how to do the moves, I mean they aren't hard but I just don't like pressure and that feeling like your annoying somebody who is so blunt by doing the wrong thing. Apparently once you learn the techniques you are left to do it on your own in group class. I did worry what if they thought I was one of those guys looking for girls but probably overthinking it. At least paying for it forces me to do it but still a waste of money but i might do a couple sessions

If you threw GGP and Andy into the fuckpig pen which one gets boipreggers first

"haha, you have such pretty eyes, glowmin ;>)"

"glowmin, you're ahead of the curve, you know that :>)"

"haha glowmin ur so smart and funny, tell me more :>)"

death penalty is a crime against humanity

"haha yeah, ofc glowmin, fuck those leftist"

being glowmins human toilet to post on tfw

Applying to work at a company where a Feeler works and getting them to interview me. They'll have to pretend they don't know me! The Feeler will be so anxious and panicked! SMITTEN!!!!