Couple weird looks at the wizgym, could be schizophrenia or maybe they are admiring my pump

Elliot rodger would be an unc if he was still alive today

GRAB EM BY THE WAND. THEY LET YOU DO ANYTHING WHEN YOUR AN ARCHMAGE

When even people with weird or "exotic" tastes and tendencies get creeped out by me:

*sits next to the lainchanner*
Hey, you don’t let those other wizzied give you any trouble you hear me? If you ever need a friend, ever need some help I’m here alright?
*puts my hand on the lainchanners knee*
I know what it’s like to be where you are right now, everything is new and confusing. If you ever need someone to guide you or speak to you I’m here. Those other wiz, well..I don’t want to say anything bad but they don’t get it like I do…I really appreciate you you know, you’ve got a kind heart, keen intellect, soft skin… uh anything and I’ll be there okay

trapping lainchanners in my room so i can make them comfort me while i cry

Imagine a person thinks they're incredibly attractive but they don't want to say it outright because doing so would reveal themselves to be vain, shallow, spiteful, and create a statement that can be attacked. So they only say it through veiled references like "homely." There isn't a direct English equivalent of the word "midwit" for beauty but I think it would be something like homely...

Midwit roughly translated means: "I believe myself to be incredibly intelligent -- more so than the person I describe. I also feel superior to them and consider them beneath me. In my mind, their views are stupid and worth disregarding." So I hate the term because it encodes the speakers own inflated opinion of themselves compared to another as a truth which is totally obnoxious. very much alike to redditors who argue about religion.

that said: glowmin really IS a midwit though, isn't he! also, a chud

u r a le midwit, ur opinions are beneath my intellectual prowess --tips fedora--

sometimes i wish i had some physical disability people could see. like a wheel chair or something. instead i just look normal then people judge you that you're just some lazy or retarded fucktard.

WIZdom teeth are impacted... seeing a dentist to get the issue resolved. been dealing with this for months but life is such a mess i did nothing.

im jussst god damn scruntted ter deathht tbhy

tired of being a mb

*grabs the lainchan poster by the buttcheek and gives it a good sharp squeeze, he squeals*
Hehehehhh don’t worry lad that is just what we do around here, your still new but it’s normal if you want to be part of the club, you’ll respect your wiz elders :)

why dont u understand? that i do want stevie as a fan?

nightmares of the hapa pit...